Kay, I learned, really I did. I mean, come on, y’all voted in favour of the manic bang debacle of early February. And there should have been no favouring. You should have said something like, “Dear GAWD, Woman! You should have your hands removed so that you can’t do things like that to yourself,” or an equally appropriate, “you think that looks ok? Are you also delusional about candy raindrops falling from the heavens?”

But, you know, I’m incapable of making a decision by myself lately (always) and well, maybe I learned just a little bit from the bangs. And the fact that I’ve been heavily gelling and moussing and waxing them back into a headband for the past week? Not really being taken into account, here.

So, given my texture, which looks like it could be fine, really, totally workable and tangible and awesome, but it’s so not, what do we think of me chopping off the last year’s growth?

Like so (though obviously, for some amount of time, I’d have to pin my bangs back. Ahem):