I’ve got a hot date tomorrow morning. This hot date’s mommy is gettin’ hitched. (Sigh. Like everyone I know. When, oh when, will my prince come?! [As if. Ha.])

I’m being crafty and putting together a present for her and well, I kinda feel like a douchebag cuz it’s for her and not them, but I suppose her mister will enjoy it by extension and like everything I ever make, I’m feeling guilt and remorse about not just buying something and for trying to put my own stamp of sweat on it.

Cuz let’s face it. I think my sweat stinks.

Today’s most interesting vocab-related moment? When she pooped and I threw it in the potty (it’s where it goes, duh) and I asked her what was in her potty. “Shit. There.” Seriously, not a well-timed contextual coincidence anymore. I’m gonna kill her father.

So work should be getting done, yet I’ll be working on this crafty nuptually-related thing. Dishes should be washed, but me, I’ll be gluing and cutting. Laundry should be done, but I’ll be too busy.

Watching House reruns.

Aside:

One of my gorgeous baby sisters (who looks just like me) gchatted me last night to tell me she’d quit smoking. Bitch. Way to rub it in.

K, nope, but anyways, she used Chantix. Anyone got some thoughts, experiences, horror stories? Don’t worry, I’m not saying I’m quitting, so don’t worry about my lack of commitment to lung cancer. I’m just curious. I’ve still got another 16 years of smoking to go, I swear!

Aside #2:

Since all of the cool kids are doing it, why not leave me a question in the comments so I too can have a FAQ section (or a section called by some other acronym that also looks like a slur against those of the homoerotic lifestyle)? Don’t wanna know anything more about me? I seriously urge you to stop reading now, before I go onto describe the scar from my tear in childbirth.

K, I won’t go that far. But really, just like Zoeyjane in general, nothing’s off limits.

Aside #3:

I’m planning on rebranding myself. Going self-hosted. I plan a lot of things. Basically, I need to be able to do other stuff with my theme, since I like changing it so completely every month or so. Yes, I’ll be moving my blog again, so I can make pretty colours appear on your screen. There’s those priorities, again.